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Monday, June 15, 2009
You know what I just realised?
MY BOYFRIEND LOOKS LIKE CALVIN FROM CALVIN AND HOBBES!
And and and...
I remember people used to say that they'd feel sad everytime they thought about what it would be like for the duo when Calvin actually outgrows his imagination (and ultimately Hobbes) but, look what I found!
By the way, Tim Burton's 2010 trailer for Alice is out and I don't like it! =(.
Thoughts scribbled by Tracy at 08:28 pm
Monday, June 08, 2009
1. Thanks to Kevin my self-proclaimed twin, I finally realised that the perceived indepth note of Black Balloon by the GGD is highly disappointing as it is alas; only talking about the drug ice.
2. ICE WILL KILL YOU BTW.
3. It seems that song interpretations are more important than the topic of the E word, that is quite pressing as of now. This is in fact, termed DENIAL.
4. I have TOO MANY study buddies and study groups. It's not a good thing. Are all my friends nerds?
5. I have been craving for a Starbucks chai latte for way. too. long.
6. This girl outside Laguna today cringed when I asked if her pink-sweater-clad Maltese was a him/her and embarrassingly, in the softest voice possible said "It's a him." HA! So you tasteless dog-owners know shame too ey?
7. I went to Richmond today where Dimmey's (land of the cheap) had a ... SALE. It was like Fajar Hyper all over again.
8. I am jealous that Tina's going home. :( GONE ARE THE DAYS OF 6-DAY-PARTY-MARATHONS and Nasi Lemak Famous nights!
9. Exams bring out a kind of simplicity to life- don't ask.
10. QV's Hanaichi is like... damn good wey. That Kay's Chicken something-or-other meal. Kay's Chicken... HAHAHA. I shall not elaborate.
11. Melbourne comes in 2nd on the list of capital cities to be infected by the now boringly termed H1N1 virus. So the boyfriend and I were talking that day and we kinda agreed that it would be rather fun, and "experiential" to contract the swine flu, provided that (a) it is guaranteed we don't die from it and (b) we get to be quarantined in a facility and not at home. HAHA! Imagine the possibilities. It would be like a Big Brother: Swine Flu Edition sorta thing.
12. SPEAKING OF WHICH, BRING BACK BIG BROTHER, WILL YA?
13. Chin is evil. She's got me watching this Wallflower anime which manga is coincidentally Cinvin's current reading obssession too. WTF-type-humour. Piss in your pants kind of laughter.
14. QUESTIONABLE CONTENT! I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU! THIS IS A CRIME, A CRIMEEEEE!
15. I finished an entire season of Friends and decided that Phoebe is cute for like half an episode and annoying for the rest.
16. I think of the giraffe in Madagascar everytime Ross starts talking.
17. I WANT TO GO TO TAIWAN WITH FRITZIE AND KEELAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So maybe I will. Someone take my place on the ski trip?
18. Damn CELESTIA JOANN. She's got me hooked onto Disney songs in foreign languages!@$$%%$@
19. Chin and I threw (a) a bottle of Pura milk so expired you can see floating chunks through the bottle which happened to be so bloated to the point of explosion and (b) a bottle of puppy milk so expired it had green mould down the sides of the opening down the freaking garbage chute in Neo that day. If you are the dear cleaner who had to deal with the mess and are reading this right now, I am SOOOO SOOOO sorry. But gravity has a way of really screwing things up sometimes.
20. ARIS AND HARDSTYLE?!??? *gasp*
21. Time to return to readings...
Thoughts scribbled by Tracy at 11:19 pm
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Mother flower crab.
I can't be racist if I condemn all Chinese to burn in hell right?
Because I AM Chinese in technical terms, but I'm sure you all know I'm talking about the mainlanders. And NO, they are not equal to other Asians/Chinese people.
Before I came to Monash, I just associated their language to being rude and loud (which translates to them being rude and loud).
Now that I'm in a university overflowing with these people who I am forced to WORK ON ASSIGNMENTS WITH, I wanna fudging blow them up with explosives ala Najib style man, na bey!!!!!!!!!!!
We have an assignment. A business report, with guidelines consisting of 9 questions. This is a postgraduate subject so assuming everyone has at least gone through 3 years of undergraduate study, you are expected to know that a business report consists of executive summary, introduction, analysis, recommendations and conclusions; basic stuff in business study.
So we divide the points up. All 9 of them. And mind you, there is a slide boasting BOLD RED letters by the lecturer warning us that THIS IS NOT A LIST OF TASKS OR QUESTIONS. You are expected to write up a business report etc etc etc.
And what do they give me? Fucking answers to the fucking questions. No analysis whatsoever, not even paraphrasing. Bloody plagiarised off a couple of people, complete with referencing which fail the Q Manual compliance 3 times over. My dog wouldn't even want to eat this homework.
Okay NEVERFUCKINGMIND.
I, postgrad student extraordinaire will come to the rescue, armed with my better than mainlander command of English and editing awesomeness and correct all that fucking shit (in the process, "accidentally" deleting some parts which umm, how do I put it in a nice way.... DON'T MAKE HORSE SENSE???!!)
Okayyyy.
so I msg someone from the mainland from the group.
goatsis tracy: hey, what do you think the report structure should be?
mainlander: just follow
GT: just follow what?
ML: just follow the questions he posted
GT: *copies and pastes entire slide of red bold font warning us NOT to follow his questions*
GT: this is what he said, we can't just follow them!
ML takes 23347289357 minutes to think coherently
ML: I don no. but I don have enough time right. It has been Thursday
(SHE REALLY MEANS ITS NOW THURSDAY, BECAUSE THE ASSIGNMENT'S DUE TOMORROW WHICH IS FRIDAY)
wah at this point I mimmediately open blogdrive.com
blardy fuck
SO YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME ISSIT?
I think I might have the swine flu. And I'm not even saying that for sympathy. I'm back to coughing like a hag and my nose is blocked and runny at the same time.
AND! I have this blardy assignment on top of my OTHER CHINA MAINLAND group assignment due on Monday, not to mention I haven't started on my Sunday presentation. And you tell me you don't have fudging time???????
and I know what you guys are thinking.
omg spend the time doing your work instead of blogging.
but I just did an entire presentation on work stress, so I have references to quote to support my act of coping with the stress wokay.
DIE IN HELL, MAINLAND.
Thoughts scribbled by Tracy at 04:38 pm
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
1. There's a dog in the house.
2. His name is Loki. Or more recently, LokityLoke.
3. My dad has came and left. [ me in heartache :( ]
4. This weekend is my second weekend of Friday 6-9pm, Sat 9-6 and Sun 9-6 classes. Whoop, celebration.
5. DJ Shah is hairy everywhere except his head... where hair should predominantly be.
6. ZOMGWTFBBQ, 20% presentation due 6pm Friday. 20% presentation at 9am SUNDAY. And oh 50% business report at 6pm on Monday. Someone pop the champagne bottle already.
7. I can't wait to snowboard[!]
8. Yes, Loki like in Norse mythology.
9. Baccus March, Shepparton and Kooweerup are all names of places. HA, HA, HA.
10. I miss eyesex. :(
11. The dog thinks it's a cow.
12. Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass has left me in awe!
13. It's time to not have a life. (as if I had one at all this semester)
Thoughts scribbled by Tracy at 02:14 pm
Friday, May 08, 2009
1. I am PE-RAK-TI-KAL-LEE in hedonistic love with my dance teacher I fudging kid nobody. Now I understand what Princess PeiPei and Nic has been telling me all. year. long. The woman has pit stains and melting makeup yet I can't stop staring. [!@#]
2. My weekdays just seem to roll into one big lump; and the lump continues to grow bigger as the end of the semester draws closer.
3. It is week 9. I have not touched a single piece of revision for my finals and have: 1 business report next Monday, 1 presentation next Thursday, 1 50% analysis report Friday the week after and another 50% analysis report 2 weeks after. Beyond screwed, is what it is.
4. THANK GOD, FOR I AM IN NEED OF THE CASH OH EM GEE IF I AM GOING TO MAKE MY 1000 FRIENDS HAPPY AND ATTEND HOTHAM, FALLS CREEK AND VIC CONFERENCE IN JULY!@# I think Indomee is on the menu for me... for 3 frigging months!@#
5. Hooray for Saturday! Hooray for Kooweerup! Hooray for *shhhh thou shalt not jinx a good thing.
6. I hate fat people who KNOW they are fat, and complain they are fat, yet don't fucking do anything about it. Look, don't fish for compliments. It's hard for me to think of one with your bulging tummy bouncing in front of my face whilst a tsunami is going on halfway around the world as a result of the ripple effect. Honestly, you ARE fat. So... let me introduce you to something called A FUCKING TREADMILL.
7. I also hate people who blink a lot. I want to slap them in the face. No, actually; just this one special person.
8. Statecon Postcon Drinkcon last Friday was such a blast that we're having a Regional 90's night tmr during which I hope and pray we will play some good old Chumbawhumba and Aqua. I mean c'mon how can you NOT like them?! I am loving it... random drives and 4am talks and all that.
9. It is sad when a girl can't make her boyfriend come. I feel absolute pity for you if you are one of the above.
10. It is equally sad for people to call a relationship "complicated" when in actual fact, the other party just couldn't give two flying fucks about them but they just don't get it.
11. I have absolutely no time for anything. My weekends pass by with so many different people and places that I always end up realising I have seen everyone I wanted to see, but not enough of each one (am I making sense?) and my weekdays are all about classes, dancing, work, meetings. Hoorah.
12. Oh Lord, I pray and thank you for the patience and understanding you have given me so as to refrain from the ugly words I could have used. The ugly thoughts. The ugly deeds. I thank you for a clear mind, and I pray for persistance in the days to come.
13. Jo Ann (in regards to Lady Gaga's Poker Face): OMG I just realised she's NOT saying "I broke your face!"
14. I love my friends. I love that they love me. I love that they're like family. If my son is antisocial I will shoot him 3 times over with a rifle. I feel sorry for people who have to go through life not knowing the extent of true friendship and the vast amounts of relationships with people that are possible. I think we call it socially awkward.
15. It has come to a point where if you don't exist on Facebook, you don't exist in the real world. And if you have less than 500 photos on Facebook, you have no life. Sad, but true. I didn't make up the rules though.
16. EL**** IS FCUKING INSANE! but she's good dinner conversation though.
17. blink blink blink.
18. I heard her body is shittier without clothes on. Ewwww.
19. Hoohoohaahaa Bagel the Beagle.
20. Okay, need to sleep.
21. Omg, been to Clayton and Caulfield too many times this week. too. many. times.
22. I MISS BERRY.
Thoughts scribbled by Tracy at 02:54 am
Thursday, April 23, 2009
A couple of obscenely interesting updates::
1. Honeydew milk tea with mango pudding is as freakishly snot-like as it is delicious.
2. Saturday is ANZAC Day and it is my 3rd year here now and I STILL don't know what the public holiday is for.
3. I earn 21.56 x 2 per hour at Supre on ANZAC and was given a 7 hour shift but I can't do it because I have AIESEC State Con.
4. AIESEC's State Con themes are Rubix cube and High school this year and we are going KE-RA-ZAY excited about the possibilities :D !!
5. Wednesday nights in the Clayton MUISS neighbourhood proves to very girly, giggly and fun :) :) :).
6. 8 hours of sleep a day is NOT enough wtf.
7. Neither is 24 hours in a day.
8. Han Min looks liks Hiro Nakamura.
9. Where are my mini erasers shaped like sushi and onigiri rolls?!?
10. I totally miss Muffin snuggling beside me on my bed in the morning. :(
11. Vincent Liew is possibly the best boyfriend ever. I might say otherwise when (and if) it doesn't work out (touch ALOT of wood aka. Nat's head HOHOHO KIDDING) but I will be lying.
12. I love Vincent Liew.
13. I am corn cheese.
14. But I also love Spongebob. So you know my love is not very $$$.
15. MISS GERMANY DIDN'T SEE ME WHEN SHE CAME DOWN FROM CANBERRA *CRIES*.
16. Folding envelopes is very very very very very fun.
17. I think that maybe Kevin and I were twins separated at birth. Like, REALLY SERIOUSLY.
18. The Ctulhu demon is starting to scare me now. And so is Elvira. In fact, I think Elvira is bipolar AND is a Ctulhu. God I hope she isn't in the habit of Googling her own name.
19. My parents are in Quilin, China now. And then my dad is Aussie-bound May 15[!]
20. I am in love with this boardgame store in Swanston I managed to walk past for 2 yrs + without noticing. Hot chic in hoodie works there. And there is a little dog with a dog bowl and little doggy bones in the bowl from which you have to pick coloured bones with thongs shaped in cat's paws from according to cards you pick and if you wake him up, you DIE! (Or the doggy just freaking ROARS in your face.)
21. I... have been sleep-deprived.
22. OMG WE HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED QANTAS FOR OUR 50% AFF5250 ASSIGNMENT AND GUESS WHAT?!?!?!? MY TEAM MATE'S FRIEND'S ASSIGNMENT LAST SEMESTER FOR SAME SUBJECT WAS ON... (DRUMROLL) QANTAS!!! AND GUESS WHAT NEXT? IT. IS. A. HD. ASSIGNMENT. [I mean it when I sign plagiarism forms btw.]
23. I have fell asleep watching the 15th (or something) movie with Chin yesterday night. Proof that I am sleep-deprived.
24. I kinda feel like listening to the Moffatts.
25. Noriko likes purple too !!!
Thoughts scribbled by Tracy at 01:00 am
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
i have lost the will to write, and gained the will to LIVE.
// more hours in a day
// more things to do
// more people to meet
// more obstacles to encounter
oh. and // more love for the boy.
Thoughts scribbled by Tracy at 12:46 am
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
CAN'T WAIT FOR THURSDAY NIGHT.
"no matter how you irk me, or how many annoying trivial comments you make to sound well-liked by the ppl ard you (and trust me, i knw for a fact you are not), my urge to give you what they call "a piece of your own mind" is replaced by the cold, devillish satisfaction of knowing that you will never, ever be truly happy inside. no matter how hard you try to smile and dance to our tune, no matter how you try to be bigger than the sound, no matter hard you try to make Love love you back and no matter how hard you try to splatter your life in sparkles and colour, I have the sick privilege of knowing that your crack cocaine is gone, together with the serotonin and dophamine and along with it, pure bliss that will never be as amplified as before you touched your drug."
Thoughts scribbled by Tracy at 11:53 am
Thursday, April 02, 2009
so,
i am all for capital punishment. especially when it's inflicted on people with HORRIBLE grammar and a crockful of shit pronunciations [!] I'm no English major either but omgggg, what is up with people who go...
Opps (it's oops dammit)
Laughters (there is no plural for laughter and NO, not even if you have laughed more than once! pancake fan x 100000000)
Boxer (they are referring to what boys wear if they don't wear briefs btw)
HOR-nest (HOR-nestly?!?!?!!! Go back to... [insert name of Asian country here with world's highest population count, teeheehee])
okay, now that's done with; what do you all think of Badawi stepping down? hmm... yes yes and G20 summit is to start soon- albeit with some chaotic riots as silver lining. the Obama's are pretty slick with the royalty. and whilst we are on the topic of politics
my ambition is to become the First Lady of France !
- don't ask me why and go do your homework.
so yesterday I was folding cancer council letters with catherine; future Genetic Disease Counselor (i know right? hedge fund manager sounds so boring all of a sudden) and I got like 19 paper cuts all over my body! but ya, I never knew folding fricking receipts can be quite fun. oh besides going GOOD MORNING, CANCER COUNCIL VICTORIA, TRACY SPEAKING like 18247847 times throughout the day too. all part of the job, eh? and we were in this training module working on like those MS-DOS looking computers from 1994 we used to play Space Invaders on; almost pulled my hair out of my head.
catherine: ok now, click on my computer...
(long pause while the little time capsule mouse icon flips over.. and over.. and over.. and a couple times more)
catherine: .. and wait for like a day..
i got brazillian waxed with nat after! (and I really doubt maria's brazillian so maybe I should ask for my money back hurr hurr)
i have been travelling to clayton almost every-damned-day have i mentioned? not that i minddd, it's nice when i do eventually get there; after the train to caulfield and the bus from caulfield to clayton. but in the weary depths and wildlife of the godforsaken zone 2 is where my beloved Michelle Rosenburg teaches dance class. she is the hottest most awesomestest person with the gorgeousest face and ass and BOOBS!!!! and watching her prance around in trackies is now an official pasttime. i'm president of my university's MR Appreciation Club. i was trying to tell nic how nice a chorey dance was last week and it kinda came out : Shit, she's hot- wtf... I meant the dance is good. How the hell did it- my mind's not working!!! Nic just patted me on my shoulder and nodded understandingly.
oh yeah so mayuri and erin are chairing today's local committee meeting and i do not get to go! because of classes. and that probably means i don't get to go to ANY this semester. blah. and to think i joined AIESEC in hopes of meeting tall, handsome germans. ha! oh, my motives are out in the open for the world to deploy and attack. i'm all for social and cultural integration, and urr actively taking up leadership roles and oh yeah lets not forget world peace.
AND TODAY, LIKE JUST NOW, LITERALLY LIKE JUST NOW.
achinnymous says (2:59 PM):
He believed the condition was caused by the failure to establish hemispheric dominance in the brain.[9] He also observed that the children he worked with were disproportionately left- or mixed-handed,
*gasp*
achinnymous says (3:00 PM):
am I really Dyslexic?
tocabitch says (3:00 PM):
huh huh huh
achinnymous says (3:00 PM):
=(
tocabitch says (3:00 PM):
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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yes
i made chin put on my supre top yesterday. *snigger, snigger*
omg i have this assignment due like next thursday and my consultation hr's at 5 at caulfield and lcm's at 6 in clayton and darkus, mahima, and erin & mayuri want me to go but like i have class at 6 till 9 and then kev will kill me because i said i'd be in class. so should i cut class and go to the lcm. or shld i go to caulfield for consultation and then go for lcm at clayton and then go back to caulfield for (what's left of) class or or or. OMG!
okay, my thoughts are very disconnected. right? right? right? i haven't been updating. there's not been ONE BIG EPIC THING THAT HAS HAPPENED in my life recently; just a series of epic things. time is not enough omg i'm waking up early and sleeping late every night omg. but what i want to say is this!!!
I HAVE A GREAT JOB and ppl there are FUNTASTIC (dn fcking jump me on my type dammit, it was on purpose RAWR)
I HAVE A GREAT HOUSEMATE who i can bitch with, fight with, eat with (yay mushrooms!.. yay slow eaters club!) and who doesn't check on me when my door is closed and the lights are on inside for like 10 hours to see if i REALLY am inside or not and is shocked when i eventually come home at night to a note slipped under the door asking HELLO? IS YOU ALIVE? hurr hurr. also a reminder to me not to be mean to bad spelling because dyslexic. people. exist. tracy. get. it. into. your. head!
I HAVE FUCKING GREAT FRIENDS who i see fleetingly because i run from place to place nowadays buttt... easter holidays are coming up! :D
I HAVE THE WORLD'S AWESOMEST BOYFRIEND (insert corny comment about how the sun rises and the moon sparkles in his eyes etc etc description blah blah blah)
I HAVE KICK-ASS PARENTS who make lame jokes and deny it.
I LOVE MY CLASSES and everyone in them. esp you kev!!
I LOVE AIESEC besides it being the only place in melb i see yellow black brown and white coloured skin people in one room, these ppl actually love each other!
I LOVE VOLUNTEER WORK because folding envelopes and bitching with catherine is fun.
so really, i am perfectly in bliss right now. :D
Thoughts scribbled by Tracy at 02:16 pm
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Buttons for eyes
Twigs for hair.
Nails for breakfast
Tacks for snacks.
Rug for a heart
Wires for nerves.
He pushes me in a shopping cart
and talk talk talk abt our loves.
Deathcab for music
Comfort in likemindedness
He's stupid like me
I strum strum strum chord E.
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
But two's too many too!
you're one half of a soul
and then I can be the other
the male to my female
the bride to my groom
the car to my petrol
And we've got
Drugs for blood
Cigarettes for lunch
Speyside for water
Asphalt for a bed
Each other, forever.
Thoughts scribbled by Tracy at 02:07 am
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